{"id":49402,"date":"2025-09-25T08:44:16","date_gmt":"2025-09-25T05:44:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/?p=49402"},"modified":"2025-09-25T08:44:16","modified_gmt":"2025-09-25T05:44:16","slug":"ati-mai-vazut-o-tesla-cu-scotch-pe-ea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/ati-mai-vazut-o-tesla-cu-scotch-pe-ea\/","title":{"rendered":"A\u021bi mai v\u0103zut o Tesla cu scotch pe ea?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/tesla-scotch-romania-00.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-49403 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/tesla-scotch-romania-00-800x585.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"585\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/tesla-scotch-romania-00-800x585.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/tesla-scotch-romania-00-600x439.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/tesla-scotch-romania-00-150x110.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/tesla-scotch-romania-00-100x73.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/tesla-scotch-romania-00-398x291.jpg 398w, https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/tesla-scotch-romania-00.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Desigur c\u0103 doar \u00een Rom\u00e2nia po\u021bi vedea a\u0219a ceva&#8230; A\u0219a am zice, c\u0103 ne ur\u00e2m propria piele aparent, dar uite c\u0103 de\u0219i e \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, ma\u0219ina apar\u021bine unor ucraineni.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sunt ni\u0219te vecini de-ai mei, au deja un SUV BMW foarte scump \u0219i mi\u0219to \u0219i uite c\u0103 au \u0219i o Tesl\u0103. S-au chinuit \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 mai mul\u021bi b\u0103rba\u021bi s\u0103 umble la ea, s-o bibileasc\u0103. Peste c\u00e2teva zile am v\u0103zut-o a\u0219a \u00een parcarea subteran\u0103. Scotch-ul e&#8230;parfum! Hey, Elon Musk! Have you ever seen a Tesla with scotch tape on it? Bring out the holy water!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/tesla-scotch-romania-01.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-49404 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/tesla-scotch-romania-01-602x800.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"602\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/tesla-scotch-romania-01-602x800.jpg 602w, https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/tesla-scotch-romania-01-452x600.jpg 452w, https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/tesla-scotch-romania-01-150x199.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/tesla-scotch-romania-01-100x133.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/tesla-scotch-romania-01-226x300.jpg 226w, https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/tesla-scotch-romania-01.jpg 753w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 602px) 100vw, 602px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Deci toate na\u021biile au mecanici de ocazie, doar c\u0103 s\u00e2rma la Dacie s-a transformat \u00een scotch-ul la Tesla&#8230;. p.s. E un Tesla Model S.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Desigur c\u0103 doar \u00een Rom\u00e2nia po\u021bi vedea a\u0219a ceva&#8230; A\u0219a am zice, c\u0103 ne ur\u00e2m propria piele aparent, dar uite c\u0103 de\u0219i e \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, &hellip;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":49403,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,7,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bizar","category-funny","category-poze"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49402"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49405,"href":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49402\/revisions\/49405"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/49403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}