{"id":49530,"date":"2026-02-15T17:58:02","date_gmt":"2026-02-15T15:58:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/?p=49530"},"modified":"2026-02-15T18:09:17","modified_gmt":"2026-02-15T16:09:17","slug":"spalat-sub-presiune-sub-capota","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/spalat-sub-presiune-sub-capota\/","title":{"rendered":"Sp\u0103lat sub presiune sub capot\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/spalat-sub-presiune-sub-capota.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-49531 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/spalat-sub-presiune-sub-capota-800x528.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"528\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/spalat-sub-presiune-sub-capota-800x528.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/spalat-sub-presiune-sub-capota-600x396.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/spalat-sub-presiune-sub-capota-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/spalat-sub-presiune-sub-capota-100x66.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/spalat-sub-presiune-sub-capota-398x263.jpg 398w, https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/spalat-sub-presiune-sub-capota.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Am v\u0103zut ieri o scen\u0103. Poate c\u0103 doar de Valentine&#8217;s Day \u0219i din iubire, un const\u0103n\u021bean \u0219i-a sp\u0103lat ma\u0219ina bine de tot&#8230;sub capot\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I-a dat o spum\u0103 serioas\u0103 pesteee tot. Apoi i-a dat cu cl\u0103tire sub presiune tot sub capot\u0103. A plecat apoi. Nu \u0219i-a sp\u0103lat restul ma\u0219inii care era murdar\u0103 ci&#8230;pur \u0219i simplu a plecat. I-am zis so\u021biei c\u0103ci cel mai probabil i s-au aprins toate lumini\u021bele \u00een bord \u0219i s-a speriat.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A\u0219adar: Se spal\u0103 cu jetul de presiune sub capot\u0103? FUCKING NO. Glume\u0219ti? Este un desen acolo pe baterie chiar ce arat\u0103 \u00een mod special s\u0103 NU speli cu jet de ap\u0103 zona aia!!! E parte electric\u0103 acolo, ba chiar \u0219i parte electronic\u0103 cu c\u00e2t este ma\u0219ina mai nou\u0103! Chiar nu vrei s\u0103 faci asta! Voi chiar face\u021bi asta de regul\u0103? \u0218i chiar ave\u021bi noroc \u0219i sc\u0103pa\u021bi f\u0103r\u0103 probleme? Eu unul nu cred.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am v\u0103zut ieri o scen\u0103. Poate c\u0103 doar de Valentine&#8217;s Day \u0219i din iubire, un const\u0103n\u021bean \u0219i-a sp\u0103lat ma\u0219ina bine de tot&#8230;sub capot\u0103. I-a dat &hellip;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":49531,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1693,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-auto","category-bizar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49530"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49530\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49533,"href":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49530\/revisions\/49533"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/49531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joie.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}